Basement
![Basement accomodations here narrower than years 20 require repair… yes well and [khuy], it means still 20 they will stand](/g/dungeon.jpg)
Since school most [zaebatoe], then basement the fact more must be simply [okhuebenneyshiy], as our director speaks, “all must be [pizdato] - and sorting, and teacher, and dental office”, to [khuynyu] as always of [proper] to the over-drinking before the students, yes even [khuy], nevertheless they its not [khuya] listened to, [pizdeli] about Hearn of everyone thus far director them on [ebalam] did not give by pointer, but teachers all [blya] were loaded on the ears themselves and [popizdyukhali] sorting to clean. This is what mean - [patriotizm], [blyad] to [khuy]! So it sucked in to [pizdyam] canine in the toilet the best personnel, senior pupils in the sorting did not smoke if- b at that moment, because of what around stood [nevebeznyy] fog, to the sorting it was not to approach, but already inside pell-mell with the smoke generally of [blya] of eye it cut from [perdezha] - [pizdets] simply, smoke- that there [govno] everyone, money- that no to the cigarettes, all that in the young classes [popizdyat] it departs to the studies, here such they [blyad] critical; therefore they remove from the push [govno], that it is sensitive it withered, into the small tubes they twist and smoke [blya] [mandenyshi], instead of on the lessons to [zhopu] tearing; and therefore it is tightly for teachers necessary, for disobedient students it is necessary its own hands to tear to [zhopu], but since obedient we never did not have, they [okhuevayut] on the work, it is tightly them, why they sit then in the sorting on two hours and they [srut] [nemeryano], push is oppressed eternally, well [blya] nothing, then [blya] muscles [podnakachayut], it will be possible to on the loaders economize, but that yesterday uncle [Vasya] again gorged also instead of new safe for the office of director from the storage bringing of, he bough old carried out, his [blyad] by then entire [pedkollektivom] searched for, uncle [Vasyu]- that they found, it was dragged along under the adjacent fence, but it already had time into the scrap metal to return safe for 20 rub. and it purchased to itself to [opokhmel] the bottle of beer “[Sranyy] miller”, his loved, yes it did not report, wretch and beer they took away along the road of [upizdili]; therefore all it became To [vasyu] pitifully and we forgave it, the current of [popinali] it was sensitive, nevertheless this [mudila] on intoxicate and he felt not [khuya], although plows “me from the hangover it [kosoebit], monsters! ”, [napizdel] again, he already years ten as hangovers does not have [khuya], drunk it [pizdodrishchenskiy] of the seventh generation.
But generally he in our basement works - canalization [ebnulas] still in the year before last, truth it and to this not [khuya] worked; therefore it was straight in the basement even they conclude from the sorting of pipe, and so that [govno] would not wash pile and school not [pizdanulos] [nakhuy] it there it runs with the [saperskoy] cart, that still it remained from the military times, family pride, on the slop-container it dug up, and exports [govno] of its [khuy] he knows where, it does deal surely in fertilizers on the market, I to [ebu] that-, to me generally [pokhuy], although it him there [zhret], is main in order to not [sral] in the basement, and so there cannot be passed, [Vasek]- that still in its [sapozhishchakh] of marshy somehow passes, also not always, and to normal people even is close not to approach - you [sblyuesh] from one form and already if smell you feel - generally [pizdets], you will die to the [ebenoy] foehn, well yes nothing, into [stolovku] of [otnesem], [rebyatok] of cutlet will have to the dinner.
Into the water pipe the water enters from our basement accomodations, and there it flows from adjacent [vafleotstoynika] of marshy, truth [ssut] there [otmorozki], whereas by which more to [ssat] nowhere, namely - half of city, yes well and [khuy], for the students we try, for them native, [mudachkov]- that our, nothing it is pitiful. Once in half a year to us come our fireman, Anatoliy Sergeyevich [Bukhoy], and is checked basement against the object of the correspondence to fire standards. But since itself it these standards not [khuya] remembers, yes even he knew never, usually [pripretsya] of bough it was straight from the threshold of [oret]: “[Pollitru] give!”. And indeed if you do not give to it, to [pizdenyshu], indeed the very same its [khuebanneyshuyu] [kharyu] everywhere of [blya] will thrust and then the report to administration will write. He writes there always [khuynyu] [ebanutuyu], yes even in the administration to whom [blyad] of [nakhuy] necessary to read something there, them to [zhopu] to detach [vlomak] yes even [kosoebit] not childlishly, they not less than three official methods in the week arrange, but since assume in essence the first grade of its own production, next day [perdyat] into the small tube on the houses and not [khuya] makes. All good, yes [Sergeich] of [blya] when inspection arranges, the very same [popizdit] half of our fire-fighting equipment, one, and that and both buckets, however, where this befits how uncle [Vasya] [govno] to remove will become, the very same one bucket as the helmet [yuzaet], so that to it in no way not less than two it is must, although in reality this [mudila] could [govnishche]- that remove even by one bucket, and then its - to the head and pull over the eyes.
Although there was once the case - hooligans were taken away into the basement; they talked, the most [zaebatye] [pizdodrishchenskie] hooligans were, so here, uncle [Vasya] captured one, dressed to him to [boshku] [govnyanoe] pail, so that of the bough of [okochurilsya] through five minutes, VA even did not have time for the third time by cart on the bucket to [ebnut], for laughter- that… Remaining hooligans VA of [eldoy] its of [zashib] as flies. By the way flies in our basement also will breathe, from one smell of [govna], so that we the problem of fight with the insects decided for a long time. Many are surprised, and as itself Vasiliy can breathe under the severe basement conditions? Indicate that it cyborg, the victim of military experiments or experiences of the KGB, in it gas mask is directly [ebalo] build it; therefore the nose of such large, chubby and red. Others, that served, speak - not [khuya]! cannot this small gas mask be, surely uncle [Vasya] yogi can [zhopoy] breathe, but to [zhope], allegedly, nevertheless, what around smell. But we are the [pizdanutye] eastern studies not of [priznaem], so that what [khuy] difference, than it there breathes, although [zhopoy], although by ears, provided all for the good of the native land.