Lessons of chemistry

[Uchilka] of chemistry greatly does not love, when someone did not learn lesson. 1 time student 6- A Ivan drove in to this and arrived, [padla] such, to the lesson not prepared. [Khimichka] nothing especially said, but simply it splashed to Vanya into the snout the test tube of the concentrated sulfuric acid. It so plows, that it did not give to further conduct lesson. Then [khimichka] said that who will wet law-breaker, will be obtained five. Through several seconds entire class already, [podostavavshi] knives and brass knuckles, moved to [pizdit] dangerous criminal.

This activity of students still it seems never it was not, although no, one time there was advertising action and in the school they left free vodka. Then in the crush 12 people trampled. [Pervoklashki] wanted more rapidly to select and to take away a little more vodkas. When all gorged Chinese vodka, then [oblevali] entire ground floor. In order to somewhat more rapidly remove this disgrace, director accepted the solution to hire the brigade of flamethrower operators. For 200 Baxes they destroyed entire garbage and corpses, and at the same time all, except walls on the ground floor. Head mistress, [uvidya] all is this, first [okhuela], and then it began to require that they would repair all and would return the money. As answer one of the flamethrower operators, threatening with flamethrower, wrung from the head mistress still 700 Baxes. But not about this of [shchas].

Thus, running away along the corridor Vanya [nastigla] the fresoken-break in parquet tile. It they then wet and carried to sell into [stolovku]. But they there said that they cannot accept it to meat, t to head in the too [galimom] state. Then someone of the students moved [stolovshchitse] into [ebalo]. That attempted to reach [kalash], but students were not lost and [pochikali] to [stolovshchitsu] by groove. Other workers of dining room, seeing as it was bent [ikhnyaya] associate, they snatched out its [kalashi] they opened fire. Students, being heroically covered by corpse, in a hurry [sebalis]. After consulting, they decided to replace head and to try to again sell corpse by the meat. Send by gathering into the morgue, [otpizdili] of guards cut off to someone head. [Spizdili] in the store super-Clay's block made to corpse an upgrade.

They carried body into the dining room, transaction took place, although for the moral damage the workers of dining room gave to each student on [shchelbanu], by most [vyebistym] - pair of [podsrachnikov].

In the week there was again the lesson of chemistry, and [khimichka] [razvonyalas] apropos the collective choking of past lesson. Then they connected it and they began to make it necessary to drink reagents out of the laboratory. They first poured 96% alcohol, but seeing that this even pleases by it, they switched over to more warming beverages. They poured alkali, and then also sulfuric acid. But then they recalled that it occurs neutralization reaction, and all this is converted into the water. Then they poured the still 2 liters of sulfuric acid. [Khimichka] melted on the eyes. Only then students understood that they produced.

“[Blya]”, said warden - “We- zh now we will not be able to return it into the dining room”. Time went, lesson ended also on the time in some students soon had to begin narcotic breakings. Some reagents in a hurry collected, they broke into a run into the drugstore, they exchanged them for the block of [glyukanata] of sodium. During that day all managed, the current of the seeds Of [proglotov] of [zakrysil] one excess wheel. For this it simply they threw out into the window. But it is necessary to note that the den was placed on 11 floors… In the course of several seconds of seeds it vainly swung by hands, attempting to take off, and it sang something of the type “Wish I Could Of fly”. But to it transported - it landed very successfully, to the asphalt, in all in the meter from the parked Dnieper Cossack. Fortunately, remains removed [BOMZhi] and, it is necessary to say that remained are very contented by supper.

Now, [blya], disgrace with chemistry, reagents [pizdyat], [obsvinyachili] entire office. If you know as to [pofiksit] this [bag] - be connected with us…