Dentist
In our school there is the very [pizdatyy] dental office. It possesses a sufficient slope in order to assume patients. Method of [vedet] uncle Vanya, carpenter- self-taught person. We thought over all up to the arrangement of office in the building of school - it is located far from the training classes so that the students could not hear the wild howls, which are continually heard from the office. But also uncle Vanya's mat, to whom very frequently bite the fingers.
All manipulations are conducted with the aid of the most precise tools: wood saw, chisel, rasp. But the removal of teeth is produced IMPORTED by pliers.
Thus far the matters go several [khuevo] - is more to us to work no one not [idet], but uncle Vanya is very necessary money to the drinking bout.
So that it would not arise the problems with the payment, better immediately become acquainted with the prices, since uncle Vanya very seriously it relates to all situations, when mandrels are not sufficient to the purchase of alcohol.
| Consultation of uncle Vanya | Free of charge | |
| Anesthesia | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Vodka is domestic, 100 deg. | 15 rub. |
| 2 | Vodka is imported, 100 deg. | 25 rub. |
| 3 | Triple cologne, 1 phial | 50 rub. |
| Stoppings | ||
| 4 | Temporary, the plasticine | 40 rub. |
| 5 | Temporary, “Rama”, 7 nuances | 50 rub. |
| 6 | Stopping from the glue “moment” | 50 rub. |
| 7 | Stopping from super-Clay, Japan | 60 rub. |
| 8 | Stopping is composite, [superkley]+[moment] | 110 rub. |
| 9 | Stopping from the construction cement | 50 rub. |
| 10 | Simultaneous substitution of the absent tooth with the use of domestic dowels (tree) | 200 rub. |
| 11 | Sealing [fisur] “fool you” (“Dyract”, Germany (Made In Of china)) | 180 rub. |
| Removal of the old stopping | ||
| 12 | By pick hammer | 40 rub. (+[oplata] of electricity) |
| 13 | By mallet | 70 rub. |
| Removal of the teeth | ||
| 14 | By pliers imp. | 100 [rub]./[chas] |
| 15 | By pick hammer | 60 [rub]./[chas] (+[oplata] of electricity) |
On Mondays and Fridays acts reduction to 25% - during these days in uncle Vanya the holiday: accordingly the first and last workday of week, and therefore it with difficulty is held on the feet. Furthermore, if you have a printer, can use the coupon of the reductions (they start only the coupons, unsealed on the laser colored printer).
Unseal this coupon and you come to us. If it do not take away local [gopniki], and uncle Vanya will be in a good mood, then anything you accurately will obtain. Only do not show the coupon before “the treatment”, indeed the dear proverb of uncle Vanya - meager pays twice. You will produce it with the payment, and as will pay off - immediately run away, until it is angered the apropos missed bottles of vodka. So that the guard would let out you, that runs to the street, unfasten to him 5%, on leaving - to drunks still 3% so that they would not go down on you dogs. Thus, reduction will compose 2%. Around the corner the school of span piece it will ask cigarettes, you will purchase previously, but not the worse it will be.
