Lessons of informatics
Installation and maintenance of local area network in an educational institution has its own specific characteristics compared with other organizations: Gasket (!) Males and installation of network hubs is not in terms of minimum cost and in terms of sverhminimalnyh costs.
We hid under the linoleum cable that students were unable to peregryzt, and all the network hubs are installed in a drain sideburns of our WC. Cables of the components are in the basement, get into the hole in a sewage pipe, then raised to the toilet up the pipes and into the mouth of the discharge sideburns.
When laying cable distinguished our entire team, who heroically in the mask prokladyval rusty wire, and especially in ZHopu drunk Uncle Jack - he worked without a mask, but some mudila posral and lowered his shit from the third floor. Just at that moment Uncle Jack, while in the basement zasunul his pate in the sewer pipes to shout «Tolya, give!».
Would you seen Vasya, all of his face was in shit. And as he half swear ... Even our teacher obscene language to hurry out a notebook and brokenly recorded every word, because it is valuable material for his lessons.
Our smart and nimble students for anything to guess the route to a cable. And read more nobody can therefore learn from them, too, will not be able to.
As the network operating system was chosen M$ D0S 1.0 MelkoSoft company. The choice of operating system is driven system reliability, affordable cost, and that there is nothing else on our company is not working. Our sysadmin said that this is due to the fact that our competence is so steep that they do not start lazhovye OSes - Windows, Linux, Netware. Soon he will write its own operating system in the language QBasic, then we will shut your whole world for the zone.
The network is served by the server Mikrosha 4004-66KHz, 4 KB of RAM, 2x HDD (5 MB). Unfortunately, a lack of disk space does not allow use RAID, to ensure the reliability of information storage.
Weekly virus prevention server: run antivirus, and a week later he was just time to check everything.
I - a sysadmin this sranogo school.
When something I earn enough money and do good teeth.
And now I can not take more work ...
If you need a very good administrator in the world, write me.
And if you do not write - padl will be the last.