History of the college

1923. Svakovsky merchant built a 2-floor swine farm. The ground floor housed by pigs, the second - the crew. What to do with smell, no one thought so the farm was closed and the farm building was ignored by anyone.

1936. The building decided to demolish, but later changed and extinguish. No one was interested in maintaining of the building, so everything left as is.

1982. Businessman John A. McBastard decided to use the building as a cow farm, hired a local alcoholics, so that they repaired the building, but they spent all the money to buy alcohol. Anyway, business is business and John had to invent any idea. And he did. He decided to use building as a factory to produce revolutionary new kind of ice cream (a simplified scheme of production - in the figure).

The recipe kept in the strictest secrecy, but once it someone knew, after that someone shot down Mr. John. for unknown reason.

In 1987, the building wanted to buy the administration of our city, but was unable to do so because purchase was not a man, and in the house except the cow shit no one was. Therefore, they just stealed the building himself and made from selling toilet. But the scheme failed because the toilet, no one was (affected by poor promotion project, and in the administration sat miser who donated money to such an important thing as advertising).

So was born the only right idea - make school.

Later the building wanted to tear down the new Russian to free up space under the cottages, but the administration is not allowed to do so. While cottages built around the same so ... And yet despite us broke way to school. Now all have to wade through a school zloebuchie sands. A recent tragedy occurred - have uncles Vasi of pocket vyvalilas bottle of vodka and drowned in the sand. Uncle Jack so experienced that week does not get out of deeply, because of that we have in the cellar all flooded by shit. But we still cool.