Working practice
We leave by in summer entire school for the working camp. The force of the soldiers of the Special Force walks through the houses and takes away those students, who for some reasons do not want to pass required flying practice. For the opening of doors (if them they do not open voluntarily) it is utilized special equipment for the plasma cutting of metal, then, meeting on the way of the parent- defenders of its fumes, into the matter of [idet] electrical bludgeon, [dite] is withdrawn and is placed into the bus with the lattices on the windows for the delivery to the train, which transports passengers into [Arktek] (Arctic).
Students by kicks they push in into [tovarnyak], usually there is a total of several railroad cars, and it is necessary to pack. We also reach the students of other educational institutions, t [k] in the road many they will breathe, and plan. There are problems with the shutting of doors, then we include gasoline-powered saw and we saw off the [torchashchie] components. There is nothing poor in this - the dogs only of thanks will say (if sometimes they learn to speak). Excess railroad cars we not [berem], because they did not become accustomed to step back from their principles of savings in everything (rationalization). To the train are also hitched 5 railroad dining cars with the ponds, the casino, by strip tease- bars, so that the teachers would not be bored in the road.
Train entire road accompanies escort - 2 helicopters and F117 Stealth, which we [berem] for hire in servicemen. In order more rapidly to reach the camp, train does not make stoppages on the way to the terminal point - the north pole. Machinist of train - our stomatologist uncle Vanya, to whom in summer nevertheless something to make. Depending on the state of uncle Vanya and quantity of vodka the train of [idet] from 5 days to week.
On the arrival to the station is new -[Ebenevo], us already [zhdet] the force of guards, [vooruzhennykh] by flamethrowers. The roofs are torn off in railroad cars, and under the cover of soldiers crane unloads load to the territory of camp. First all pass disinfection - entire clothing they destroy with the aid of the flamethrowers, moreover the specially trained people make this, without removing it from the owners. Then the disinfection is conducted: they strew all by toxic chemicals and sprinkle from the fire pump. If it is explained, which survived people over the plan, part of them is sent to the meat. Thus we kill two hares - it is less than [proglotov] and it is more than [khavki]. After the soul of all transfers into the comfortable hotel. Half a century ago this was crematory, from it they then made a morgue, and afterward - they decided to lay. But they laid only half, and it was then revealed that money are not sufficient for the continuation of removal. In the house one is not sufficient of the walls, the roof of [proeli] thermite, and in it there are many holes. Now buildings officially does not exist, and for it is not necessary to pay tax (!).
After soul to all students they issue uniform - 7 pairs of winter Shortt and 10 firm fur [beysbolok] with the logotype of camp. They are so good which if we stretch them to the elbows, will entirely not cold. The shooting immediately follows for the spoiling of clothing.
On the plantations the students gather the dwarfish bananas (special type, which [rastet] at a temperature of -30 degrees). The beans resemble according to the size, but there are them cannot, they too solid. Each must in the day return 30 kilogramme of such bananas. Workday begins at 3 A.M., ring-off - at 2 P.M. The workers follow the overseers, [vooruzhennye] by [kalashami] and by anti-personnel grenades. Several men freeze for the night, and our supplies of food constantly are supplemented. Single-time dietetic nourishment before the sleep, begins in the 1:50 of night, 10 minutes last. Meat obtain only 10 people, [nasobiravshie] more than all bananas - they give to them on the piece of human flesh. Rest are obtained on one banana. In order to eat banana, it is necessary 3 hours it to soak. If who attempts to eat banana during the collection - to him immediately chop off hands and it is necessary to gather bananas feet, by ears and by mouth, otherwise to you still anything they will chop off. Everything they depart to sleep after substantial dinner.
But still there is an alternative passage of practice for the especially [odarennykh] students - felling forest. It is far from all of [udaetsya] to be risen to so privileged status. Advantage - work begins for the hour more lately. Tool in us in limited quantity, to the brigade of 4 people table knife is 1. Those, who did not have time to return the day standard (10 trees) they remain to pass the night in the forest. The bones remain usually only in the morning from them, t [k] in the forest are conducted uncommon mutant- crows with the tenacious teeth and the gigantic disproportionate beaks. Felling trees must be produced rapidly: standard - 10 trees during the day. At the end workday, before the return to the camp, all pass anal inspection in the ram Of [mani] so that no one could carry lump and other food, after pushing in it to itself into [zhopu]. The fact is that from a deficiency in the lumps proteins from our forest can die.
The transportation of firewood from the sawmill into the camp (50 km) is achieved with the aid of the tractor on [obogashchennom] uranium -238. Each week it is necessary to change driver, almost no one was held more than week. Perhaps that grandfather Ippolit - he was held entire month, t to was impregnated with alcohol and died not of the radiation, but because it was in the hard drinking and it was thrown out from the window of the armored cabin of tractor. Literally in the same seconds our students left from it only the handful of the gnawed bones, even then with sucked out bone marrow. Fortunately, guards threw into the criminals to garnet, and then finished the remained part of the brigade from the automatic weapon.
Once per month we have in the camp holiday. To the food they give entire 2 bananas, and to sleep they solve for the hour longer. This is holiday teachers also. They tie someone of the students by cancer to the tree, and they turn bottle in order to learn, who following will [ebat] victim. Ram beckoning [beret] the freshest corpses, it cuts off by it [khui], and comprises of them holiday herbarium. Remainders rake up into the large freezing railroad car.